I’ll take your brain to another dimension, pay close attention. What the world does not need is another drunk bloke murdering ‘Angels’ by Robbie Williams. Instead, the universe has been hurtling towards the precise moment when YOU take the mic and realise you still know every word of ‘Blue Monday’, ‘Born Slippy’, ‘Out Of Space’ *and* ‘Ebeneezer Goode’.
You were born to front an incongruous ‘live’ performance on a 1990s episode of Top Of The Pops and, yes, you were cruelly denied that opportunity. Fear not, my Day-Glo children – RAVEOKE is here to right your wrongs and, as a great philosopher once wrote: naughty, naughty, very naughty.